Robot talks

-Father?

- yes Tom.

- why did you created me with mother?

- actually, you have it all wrong Tom..

- what do you mean father?

- we did not create you... We bought you Tom.. Online.

-................................... Why?

- at first, it a was hot thing to do those days.. And we could spend a few bucks for the fun of it... But mainly because you had this skill to fix coffee machines... So we thought we could use you to start a business.. 

- I dont understand.... 

- thats alright Tom.. Neither do we... We did not know that we had to purchase the software that upgrades you to fix the coffee machines... And that one costs Tom.. Not like you... It really costs... 

-.............................. Who created me then?

- a number of people in China. 

-.......... Is China far away?

- no it is not...  For you is just a shutdown and a start up away..

-...... I do not understand...

- it is getting late Tom and you have to recharge.. Tomorrow you have a long day ahead of you.. You have to work and support your family that loves you more than a dog..