Sunday, October 20, 2013

Robot talks, First day in School

- Tom,
- Yes father. 

- Tom, there is something you have to do for the next year..  Starting tomorrow
- what is it father?

- you have to go to school.. Like a normal kid.. 
- is it for my education father? 

- no.. They teach old stuff there and the teachers dont care.. It is a public school.. You will not learn anything there.. Well apart security controls and guns.. Drugs wont do you antyhig cause you dont have a third eye to open.. Or an actual brain to destroy..
- Sponx27xY44 has an organic brain.. She told me during the weekly maintenance  at CleeenYourBotToLast garage. 

- well, that is a new model Tom and it doesnt seem that it will last.. They dont make you like they used to.. I can  throw you out of the balcony and nothing will happen to you .. But now with the organic tissues , brains and stuff.. They are becoming more and more fragile... What is the purpose of a robo kid then!?!?

- I woudnt know father..
- anyway, you will have to go to school because we might get child care to maintain you during your education. There is a law that might go through about parents with robokids..  I dont really know what is all about.. Somw parent rights to provide education and something about discrimination of parents... Who cares.. The important thing is that you might earn a few bucks for your parents that they love you more than a dog.

- Does this mean that I will be going on a field trip with the class and I will draw mechanical parts of a super car and sing the national anthem!?!?
- your maintenance was 100% clean and without issues.. What is wrong with you? Yes yes ofcourse! You will do all that in school! Especially if we will get that child care, I will buy you an icecream to throw it away..

- sounds exciting father. What would I need to have with me?
- who the fuck am I to know? A fucking teacher or something?  I am a carpet cleaner out of a job! But you wouldnt know how hard it is to find a job as a catpet cleaner now would you!!?!? I have spent the last 4 years perfecting my expertise before I get a job ! This is the same as going to college!!! And now there are no jobs for my skill " at the moment " ! At the moment my ass.. The robots took over and they suck the dust like machines... 
- father, they are machines...

- thats right!! Machines!! Without emotions and purpose!! That is why Tom you will be educated and start giving back what your alikes took from your loving father.  Financial Prosperity.
- I will father. 

- Brilliant, now plugin to the internet and find the nearest school for tomorrow..